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Wednesday, January 4, 2023
Eimer's Top Reads of 2021 & 2022
Tuesday, January 3, 2023
Eimer's Best & Worst Movie Experiences of 2022
Just popping in to send my one or two readers my top movie experiences of the past year. I would've knocked this out sooner, but for the first time since I can remember I decided to take the entire week off between Christmas and New Years. It was a blast, and I highly recommend everyone doing it. I caught up on a number of movies (and drank a lot of beer and gambled as well). 😕
In any event, I managed to watch a shitload of movies last year. Some were not from 2022, but that's okay. That's why I say experiences rather than '22 films.
Take a look and please be sure to toss your favs in the comment section or on Facebook. Also, be sure to follow my OneSentenceMovieReviews on Twitter. Have a great 2023!!
Best Movie Experiences of 2022
'#NightmareAlley ': Dir Del Toro takes all of his favorite things (carnies, murder, magic, horror, etc) to weave a slow-burn stylishly macabre, well-acted, neo noir psychological thriller that cleverly comes full-circle from beginning to end pic.twitter.com/p3Elh9lcTj
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) February 11, 2022
'#CODA ': This movie about a 'child of deaf adult(s)' who who is torn between the family biz and chasing her dream of singing, is one of the most emotional, impactful, and positive movies I've seen in quite some time that's worthy of all of its #OscarNoms & #SAGAwards pic.twitter.com/tHnaJ1QfFT
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) March 2, 2022
'#LicoricePizza ': Writer/Director PTA's love letter to growing up in the San Fernando Valley in the 70's is a bit erratic (intentionally?) but manages to give you a 360-degree view the glam, drab, goofy, sleazy, seductive fringes of La La Land pic.twitter.com/76C107ke8O
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) March 18, 2022
'#EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce ': A very creative, well-acted, humorous, mind-bending, sci-fi #MothersDay movie that's about 20 minutes too long, but don't let that discourage you from seeing it 😕⏲️🌭😃 pic.twitter.com/qiTbGLgELw
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) May 11, 2022
'#MenMovie ': A great companion piece to Aronofsky's 'Mother', Writ/Dir Garland's most ambiguous movie to date is terrifyingly creepy, metaphorically puzzling, visually intoxicating w/ beautiful sound editing that will leave you in creepy bewilderment at the finish 👨👨👦🔪🩸😵💫🪦🤔 pic.twitter.com/jcMy3mJ5HA
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) June 6, 2022
'#ChaChaRealSmooth ': From the writer/director of 'Shithouse', this coming-of-age tale about a college grad who's figuring out his 20-something life was the most uplifting, positive movie I've seen in a while; and just may be the perfect pick-me-up you need right now, too 😉 pic.twitter.com/jwSHpqN7yN
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) June 30, 2022
'#TheFabelmans ': Based loosely on his own childhood, Steven Spielberg's poignant, touching, & melancholy 'Cinema Paradiso' is a love letter to filmmaking, to family, and to chasing down your dreams ... and it's also one of the better films of '22 pic.twitter.com/DhxM75oIbG
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) December 24, 2022
'@afteryangmovie ': This thought-provoking, powerfully subtle, visually spectacular, melancholy sci-fi film about a dying family-companion android 🤖 ... gives us an introspective look at how future humanity deals w/ parenthood, grief, death & the power of unconditional love❤️ pic.twitter.com/MsDQm9nQu4
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) July 15, 2022
'#NopeMovie ': I enjoyed Peele's third foray into the psychological/horror/sci-fi realm with a straight-forward storyline about eerie, possibly unearthly, goings-on in the sky at a California horse ranch w/ a killer ending & title pic.twitter.com/TQby6AaH2M
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) September 26, 2022
'#Avatar2 ': I was little dubious at the run time, but WOW, Cameron & his digital team delivered an action/adventure delight for the eyes that should & must be seen in glorious 3D immediately pic.twitter.com/xtmUvUcTrB
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) December 20, 2022
'#OldHenryMovie ': Tim Blake Nelson leads a exceptional cast in this subdued, simple, straight-forward 'Unforgiven'ish' Western that slowly steeps in intensity & violence ... and ends w/ a satisfyingly sublime coup de grace 🐴🤠💵🪦 pic.twitter.com/pvD071R6F2
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) November 22, 2022
'#ElvisMovie ': A little 'Walk the Line' mixed w/ a dash of 'Bohemian Rhapsody' sprinkled with that patented Baz art direction, fantastic sound design & stellar acting (from Hanks & Butler) made for an above-par, eye-opening biopic on The King of Rock & Roll 👑🎸🎇🎵🎶💊🪦 pic.twitter.com/oC0ZwcESfj
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) July 17, 2022
'#TopGunMaverick ': Better action ✈️, better cinematography 🎦, and less cheese 🧀 than the original ... and probably should be seen in the theater pic.twitter.com/aC1lvwPOm9
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) September 5, 2022
And now .....
Worst Movie Experiences of 2022
'#Kodachromefilm ': Say 'cheese' 📸 to this paint-by-numbers drama about a son who begrudgingly takes a road trip with his estranged, dying father in search of a key Mcguffin (to process film) while they work through their differences and try to understand each other before 🪦☠️ pic.twitter.com/AxjPmhs2GJ
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) March 10, 2022
'#MoonFall ': If you were moderately entertained by Emmerich's other epic disaster films such as '2012', 'Day After Tomorrow' & 'Independance Day', then you'll look past the over-the-top action and wincing-inducing dialogue green cheese🧀 to enjoy his newest 👽👾disaster outing pic.twitter.com/EwOKXJVg2X
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) April 18, 2022
'#WerewolvesWithin ': This low-budget werewolf flick (starting the AT&T salesperson!) tries way too hard to be funny and think's it's in on a meta joke that never comes to a punchline ... is just plain aw-hoooooooooo-ful 🐺👎🫤 pic.twitter.com/TW1D7q2vs4
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) May 19, 2022
;#JurassicWorldDominion ': It's 'World War Z with Dinos' & plenty of 🧀 in this final (yeah right!) flashy summer pop-corn installment that provides plenty of CGI action, a very loose plot to get the too-many characters running from point A to B, and (gulp) feathered dinosaurs! pic.twitter.com/fT4VhUzxIy
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) June 9, 2022
'#Firestarter ': Actors Drew Barrymore & David Keith would be turning over in their '84 OG graves 🪦 at this quick '22 Blumhouse re-'ash' that transforms King's fiery name 🔥 & searing novel 🔥 into frigid, icy content 🥶 that extinguishes any hope of snagging a flaming payday🧯 pic.twitter.com/2quDRvGyrU
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) November 30, 2022
'We're All Going To The World's Fair ': I had high hopes for this horror/sci-fi film about an online 'game' which may or may not change you into something else, but was sort of let down by the thin plot 🥱, slow pace 😴 & meh 🫤 ending pic.twitter.com/pCpvSxV3Tc
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) July 10, 2022
'#Neighbors2 ': My Internal Movie Shittiness Radar was confirmed during this past weekend as my $5 rental did nothing but line the pockets of all the stars who sleep-walked through this lackluster sequel with an unimaginative plot that simply swaps a fraternity with a sorority pic.twitter.com/G1xImXonaG
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) November 28, 2022
Monday, January 3, 2022
Eimer's Best & Worst Movie Experiences of 2021
Hey all! Going on a quick rant here for a second in saying that I thought 2021 sucked way more than 2020. In a way, I'm glad they're both over. Onward and upward as we toast this new year of 2022.
That said, even though I didn't hit the theaters as much as I would've liked, I really enjoyed a good number of movies this year ... especially heading into November and December. And, get this, not one, but two Nick Cage movies made the list!!! Wha???!!!! Yaaaa!!!!!
Also, please, don't forget to give my twitter feed some love! So, without further adieu ....
Eimer's Best Movie Experiences of 2021 ... 👍🏻
'#TheHumans ': Dare I call this haunting, unsettling, awkward, yet fascinating, dialogue-heavy film study of life, death, love & the human condition during a Thanksgiving dinner party in a ripped-up New York tenement a supernatural horror movie? 😨😕😲😉 pic.twitter.com/mvYZLuriQo
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) December 31, 2021
'#BeingTheRicardos ': A great ensemble (Kidman, Bardem, more!) brilliantly unites for a behind-the-scenes peak into a tumultuous week of shooting an 'I Love Lucy' episode, complete with rapid-fire dialogue and brisk pace from writer/director Aaron Sorkin pic.twitter.com/yeJiDLEQwT
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) December 28, 2021
'#MitchellsVsTheMachines ': A must-see, heart-warming Robopocalypse 🤖💀😂romp for all ages w/ clever creative animated touches & design elements inspired by the folks who brought you 'Gravity Falls' and 'Into the Spiderverse' pic.twitter.com/AFjK8idOuo
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) December 15, 2021
'#TenetMovie ': Christopher Nolan writes and directs the most Christopher Nolan movie in his oeuvre with smart, time-bending sci-fi, a dizzying storyline, and meticulous action and SFX that will have you ruminating for weeks, months, maybe even years pic.twitter.com/nkv45j7t2p
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) January 19, 2021
'#DontLookUp ': An all-star cast comes together to create an amusingly timely, extremely ironic, apropos political & social stinging end-of-the-world satire from Dir. McKay which rekindled memories of 'Seeking a Friend for the End of the World' but w/ added government tomfoolery pic.twitter.com/hudJll1HeF
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) December 28, 2021
'#TheGreenKnight ': Dir. David Lowery channels his inner T. Malick and P. Jackson to successfully conjure up the classic Sir Gaiwan story on the silver screen ... with lush, alluring cinematography to complement the tale pic.twitter.com/9NwlrvUYdw
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) October 27, 2021
'#PigMovie ': JOHN WICK meets FIRST COW w/ a little FIGHT CLUB in this beautifully gritty, intentionally muted, directorial debut by Sarnoski with a melancholy subdued Cage taking center stage as a Oregon recluse searching for his stolen truffle pig in Portland 🍄🐷😡☹️ pic.twitter.com/l9PjsiFWMX
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) August 22, 2021
'#JungleFilm ': Based on a true story, it's 'INTO THE WILD in the Amazon' as Radcliffe turns in a convincing performance as an adventurous nomad seeking wanderlust in the jungle, but gets more than he bargained for as he clings to survival in the lungs of the earth 🌴🐍💀 pic.twitter.com/CXjVKXoZuU
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) July 20, 2021
'#Wolfwalkers ': Wow, such a creatively sound, beautifully art-directed, non-Disney movie centering around the culling of wolves in Ireland (while under English rule) features lush landscapes and original storytelling that only an independent animation shop could tell pic.twitter.com/FwEl0ePpyH
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) February 15, 2021
'#Nomadland ': Dir. Chloé Zhao and McDormand take us on a thought-provoking, melancholy, existential road trip which highlights the lows (recession, aging, loneliness) and highs (nature, family, friendships) of our imperfectly splendid United States pic.twitter.com/PqsERgS5kC
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) February 23, 2021
'#WillysWonderland ': This 'Five Nights at Freddy'ish animatronic b-movie could possibly be one the most entertaining horror films of the year, complete with cheesy acting, fun original SFX, and pinball-loving Nic Cage literally not uttering a single word of dialogue 🤖💀👏 pic.twitter.com/fADg0NwBb2
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) April 12, 2021
'#TheFatherMovie ': Ingenious filmmaking, stellar editing, and fantastic acting comes together to offer an exceptionally unique, mind-bending glimpse of what it must be like to live with the horror of Alzheimer's and/or dementia pic.twitter.com/WiMVI8z8rk
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) April 13, 2021
And, Eimer's Worst Movie Experiences of 2021 ... 👎🏻
'#31Movie ': With erratic editing, flimsy dialogue, and meh acting - send in the clowns on this Rob Zombie horror flick that felt more like a poor man's, incoherent mess of a Hunger Games wannabe pic.twitter.com/L9JJXniM4z
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) May 3, 2021
'#WrongTurnFilm ': You're better off searching out the 2003 horror film of the same name because this #AppalachianTrail fright flick was fraught with a convoluted and confusing plot and - with references of hunting moose and elk in Virginia - terribly written pic.twitter.com/weYSy37GwJ
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) May 6, 2021
'#InTheEarthMovie ': It feels like Ben Wheatley ate a big bag of nasty-ass shrooms 🍄 to come up with this 'Fungi-Infested-'Annihilation'-'Antichrist'- Nature-Hates-You' mishmash, which permanently planted the seed of truth that I'm just not that big a fan of his films 🌿🌳🤮👎 pic.twitter.com/2QTYiu0u8y
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) May 12, 2021
#ArmyOfTheDead ": Had high hopes for an Ocean's 11-esque, balls-to-the-wall, Viva Las Vegas-style, hyper-kinetic zombie horror romp, but instead sat through an over-bloated (2.5 hours!!), over-plotted (2 species of zombies??!), convoluted piece of rotten zombie meat 💀☠️🤮 pic.twitter.com/TysBZJpFQa
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) May 25, 2021
'#WomanInTheWindow ': Draw the shades on this predictable, paint-by-numbers thriller, which borrowed a bit too much from Hitchcock's 'Rear Window', De Palma's 'Body Double' and 'Disturbia' 🙅♀️🪟🩸 pic.twitter.com/O84WWPKDV4
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) June 2, 2021
'#spiralmovie ': This homage to the SAW franchise had some good booby traps, but the so-so acting, predictable ending, odd editing choices and ideology flaw of the originals (not enough time to make a choice before being killed) sort of sliced up the whole experience for me pic.twitter.com/MrEyItsUqF
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) October 18, 2021
'#GodzillaVsKong ': CGI puke 🤮 combined with a ridiculous plot and sleepwalking actors makes for two hours of meh lizard 🦎 battling meh ape 🦍 battling meh robot 🤖 and my twitchy thumb hovering over the 'stop' button ⏹️ of my remote control pic.twitter.com/xKNMHFlhuW
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) June 22, 2021
Tuesday, September 21, 2021
F' Golf
Many, many years ago, I did a cartoon called 'FUCK', which I posted here for all to see.
Well, time went by, my kids are now teenagers and I have a little spare time on my hands. So, I decided to teach myself Procreate on my iPad.
I did a couple shitty sketches, which are now deleted, then I started getting the hang of this new program. It's a little like Photoshop, sorta like Illustrator with a couple twists. In any event, I thought a good exercise was to revisit my curmudgeonly middle-aged dude and see how he would handle the ups and downs, knocking back a few balls and a few brews on an 18-hole public course.
Well here ya go! Enjoy (or not).
Monday, April 12, 2021
Eimer's 2021 Academy Award Picks
Wow, 2020. What an odd year for movies you were!
As a matter of fact:
- I haven't seen a movie in a theater in a year.
- I haven't seen any of these movies on the big screen.
- This is the most diverse nominated offerings of films I've seen in quite some time.
- I'm ready to get back to the theater.
The Father
Judas and the Black Messiah
Mank
Minari
Nomadland
Promising Young Woman
Sound of Metal
The Trial of the Chicago 7
Best Directing
Thomas Vinterberg, Another Round
David Fincher, Mank
Lee Isaac Chung, Minari
Chloe Zhao, Nomadland
Emerald Fennell, Promising Young Woman
Best Actress in a Leading Role
Viola Davis, Ma Rainey's Black Bottom
Andra Day, United States vs. Billie Holiday
Vanessa Kirby, Pieces of a Woman
Frances McDormand, Nomadland
Carey Mulligan, Promising Young Woman
Best Actor in a Leading Role
Riz Ahmed, Sound of Metal
Chadwick Boseman, Ma Rainey's Black Bottom
Anthony Hopkins, The Father
Gary Oldman, Mank
Steven Yeun, Minari
Best Actress in a Supporting Role
Maria Bakalova, Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
Glenn Close, Hillbilly Elegy
Olivia Colman, The Father
Amanda Seyfried, Mank
Yuh-Jung Youn, Minari
Best Actor in a Supporting Role
Sacha Baron Cohen, The Trial of the Chicago 7
Daniel Kaluuya, Judas and the Black Messiah
Leslie Odom, Jr., One Night in Miami
Paul Raci, Sound of Metal
LaKeith Stanfield, Judas and the Black Messiah
Best Original Screenplay
Judas and the Black Messiah
Minari
Promising Young Woman
Sound of Metal
The Trial of the Chicago 7
Best Adapted Screenplay
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
The Father
Nomadland
One Night in Miami
The White Tiger
Best Cinematography
Judas and the Black Messiah
Mank
News of the World
Nomadland
The Trial of the Chicago 7
Best Film Editing
The Father
Nomadland
Promising Young Woman
Sound of Metal
The Trial of the Chicago 7
Best Animated Feature Film
Onward
Over the Moon
A Shaun the Sheep Movie: Farmageddon
Soul
Wolfwalkers
Best Animated Short Film
Burrow
Genius Loci
If Anything Happens I Love You
Opera
Yes-People
Best Live-Action Short Film
Feeling Through
The Letter Room
The Present
Two Distant Strangers
White Eye
Best International Feature Film
Another Round
Better Days
Collective
The Man Who Sold His Skin
Quo Vadis, Aida?
Best Documentary Feature
Collective
Crip Camp
The Mole Agent
My Octopus Teacher
Time
Best Documentary Short Subject
Colette
A Concerto Is a Conversation
Do Not Split
Hunger Ward
A Love Song for Latasha
Best Original Score
Da 5 Bloods
Mank
Minari
News of the World
Soul
Best Original Song
"Fight For You," Judas and the Black Messiah
"Hear My Voice," The Trial of the Chicago 7
"Husavik," Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga
"Io Si (Seen)," The Life Ahead
"Speak Now," One Night in Miami
Best Sound
Greyhound
Mank
News of the World
Soul
Sound of Metal
Best Costume Design
Emma
Ma Rainey's Black Bottom
Mank
Mulan
Pinocchio
Best Makeup and Hairstyling
Emma
Hillbilly Elegy
Ma Rainey's Black Bottom
Mank
Pinocchio
Best Production Design
The Father
Ma Rainey's Black Bottom
Mank
News of the World
Tenet
Best Visual Effects
Love and Monsters
The Midnight Sky
Mulan
The One and Only Ivan
Tenet
Sunday, January 3, 2021
Eimer's Best & Worst Movie Experiences of 2020
The last movie I saw in the theater was on Thursday, Feb. 27. It was The Invisible Man. I guess it was a pretty good choice for my last movie in a theater. I mean, it made my Top 10 (see below), which is a good thing.
But, I hope, I really, really hope, it wasn't the last movie I will see in a theater forever. It can't be. Can it?
With Covid-19 running rampant around the country, movie theaters shuttered in early March. For this movie-loving cinephile, it was a sad, sad day.
Every Autumn, I made it a point to set aside some time, even take a day off work, to visit those hallowed, marooned spaces of peace and harmony and view some Academy Award considerations, independent darlings, and - of course - blockbuster fare. Sometimes with the kids. Sometimes with the wife. Sometimes by myself, which is my preferred way to view films (but don't tell my family).
But, not this year.
Hopefully, movie theaters and watching films in the theater will stage a comeback, but I'm not certain it will ever be the same.
That said, I did get to see a handful of great films in 2020. All of these films were not necessarily released in 2020, but they were movies I finally had the chance to see this year.
Keep in mind, I haven't seen a number of Top 10 critics picks as well including Tenant, The Vast of Night, Ma Rainey's Black Bottom, Da 5 Bloods, One Night in Miami, Wolfwalkers, Dick Johnson is Dead, Mank, The Nest or Let Them All Talk. But, hopefully the recommendations below will motivate you to check out a few that you may have forgotten or missed along the way.
Cheers to a better 2021. And fingers-crossed that my ass will be in a seat in the movie theater in the near future. Oh, yeah, don't forget to give my Twitter feed One Sentence Movie Reviews some much-needed love.
😍 Eimer's Best Movie Experiences of 2020:
'#SoulPixar ': Pixar and Dir. Pete Doctor (Up, Inside Out) completely knock this cleverly plotted film to the afterlife in one of the most creatively inspiring, visually stunning, heartfelt and humorous, must-see films of 2020 pic.twitter.com/KQmSQ1r1JV
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) December 30, 2020
' #NeverRarelySometimesAlways ': Powerful, must-see, well-acted film adeptly directed by Eliza Hittman who chose to eschew a lot of dialogue in exchange for emotional facial cues and body language to create a girl's somber, melancholy journey to get an abortion in New York City pic.twitter.com/gFtUH2mqUD
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) December 17, 2020
'#SoundOfMetal ': Fantastically-acted and well-directed slow-burn of a movie about a drummer 🥁 (Ahmed) who loses his hearing and his normal way of life, complete with inventive Sound Mixing (ahem, Academy nom perhaps?) which adds perfectly to the overall storytelling process pic.twitter.com/Mr8vU9wSGj
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) December 9, 2020
'#BadEducation ': Film class is in session as top-notch acting (Jackman,Janney), stellar direction (Finley) and screenplay (Makowsky) take center stage in this marvelous film (based on true events) about one of the biggest school embezzlement schemes in American history pic.twitter.com/eycwgWt1mD
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) December 3, 2020
'#kajillionaire ': Writer/Director Miranda July (Me & You, The Future) combines a stellar cast with a superbly creative script to create an authentically one-of-a-kind film about an oddball family of thieves planning a major heist pic.twitter.com/yU5ZzGJZxN
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) November 13, 2020
'#RelicMovie ': Much more than a haunted house flick, this creepy, melancholy, metaphorical horror movie speaks about death, regret, and fear of loss; with an ending that will leave you in contemplation days after it's over pic.twitter.com/VHQf8awPRn
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) August 11, 2020
'#GreyhoundMovie ': Don't miss the boat 🚢on this swiftly moving, well-directed, 88-minute, WW2 German U-Boats vs. American Destroyer Atlantic Ocean 🌊battle flick written and starring Tom Hanks pic.twitter.com/isRmaZS6tQ
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) July 16, 2020
'#PalmSpringsMovie ': Surprisingly entertaining, somewhat raunchy, self-aware rom-com about a couple (Sandberg and Milioti) who are stuck in a Groundhog Day'ish time loop during a wedding pic.twitter.com/jS46Z9flBA
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) July 12, 2020
‘#TheAssistant ': Timely, well-directed, somber, MeToo film highlighting a 24-hour glimpse into the life of a movie mogul’s assistant and the slimy, sleazy observations that blanket her day pic.twitter.com/TPYPjoc9Th
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) May 20, 2020
#TheInvisibleMan ': A little hokey, with some above-par jump scares, yet Elisabeth Moss's superb acting pulled this Blumhouse horror movie out of the 3-star 😱 dumpster pic.twitter.com/Vk9EzhIgLS
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) March 1, 2020
'#ThePlatformNetflix ': In the spirit of #Snowpiercer & #HighRiseMovie , Gaztelu-Urrutia creates a thought-provoking, well-acted metaphorical statement on capitalism that feeds off levels of greed and hunger in an oddly designed prison w/ plenty of 🤮 disgusting scenes pic.twitter.com/MnM5rPTLV1
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) March 25, 2020
'#ParasiteMovie ': Now I know exactly why Bong Joon Ho's fantastic social-class disparity thriller won a well-deserved #BestPicture , #BestDirector , #BestOriginalScreenplay & #BestInternationalFeature #AcademyAward pic.twitter.com/mXPZl4c0KL
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) February 11, 2020
'#SoulPixar ': Pixar and Dir. Pete Doctor (Up, Inside Out) completely knock this cleverly plotted film to the afterlife in one of the most creatively inspiring, visually stunning, heartfelt and humorous, must-see films of 2020 pic.twitter.com/KQmSQ1r1JV
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) December 30, 2020' #NeverRarelySometimesAlways ': Powerful, must-see, well-acted film adeptly directed by Eliza Hittman who chose to eschew a lot of dialogue in exchange for emotional facial cues and body language to create a girl's somber, melancholy journey to get an abortion in New York City pic.twitter.com/gFtUH2mqUD
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) December 17, 2020'#SoundOfMetal ': Fantastically-acted and well-directed slow-burn of a movie about a drummer 🥁 (Ahmed) who loses his hearing and his normal way of life, complete with inventive Sound Mixing (ahem, Academy nom perhaps?) which adds perfectly to the overall storytelling process pic.twitter.com/Mr8vU9wSGj
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) December 9, 2020'#BadEducation ': Film class is in session as top-notch acting (Jackman,Janney), stellar direction (Finley) and screenplay (Makowsky) take center stage in this marvelous film (based on true events) about one of the biggest school embezzlement schemes in American history pic.twitter.com/eycwgWt1mD
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) December 3, 2020'#kajillionaire ': Writer/Director Miranda July (Me & You, The Future) combines a stellar cast with a superbly creative script to create an authentically one-of-a-kind film about an oddball family of thieves planning a major heist pic.twitter.com/yU5ZzGJZxN
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) November 13, 2020'#RelicMovie ': Much more than a haunted house flick, this creepy, melancholy, metaphorical horror movie speaks about death, regret, and fear of loss; with an ending that will leave you in contemplation days after it's over pic.twitter.com/VHQf8awPRn
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) August 11, 2020'#GreyhoundMovie ': Don't miss the boat 🚢on this swiftly moving, well-directed, 88-minute, WW2 German U-Boats vs. American Destroyer Atlantic Ocean 🌊battle flick written and starring Tom Hanks pic.twitter.com/isRmaZS6tQ
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) July 16, 2020'#PalmSpringsMovie ': Surprisingly entertaining, somewhat raunchy, self-aware rom-com about a couple (Sandberg and Milioti) who are stuck in a Groundhog Day'ish time loop during a wedding pic.twitter.com/jS46Z9flBA
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) July 12, 2020‘#TheAssistant ': Timely, well-directed, somber, MeToo film highlighting a 24-hour glimpse into the life of a movie mogul’s assistant and the slimy, sleazy observations that blanket her day pic.twitter.com/TPYPjoc9Th
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) May 20, 2020#TheInvisibleMan ': A little hokey, with some above-par jump scares, yet Elisabeth Moss's superb acting pulled this Blumhouse horror movie out of the 3-star 😱 dumpster pic.twitter.com/Vk9EzhIgLS
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) March 1, 2020'#ThePlatformNetflix ': In the spirit of #Snowpiercer & #HighRiseMovie , Gaztelu-Urrutia creates a thought-provoking, well-acted metaphorical statement on capitalism that feeds off levels of greed and hunger in an oddly designed prison w/ plenty of 🤮 disgusting scenes pic.twitter.com/MnM5rPTLV1
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) March 25, 2020'#ParasiteMovie ': Now I know exactly why Bong Joon Ho's fantastic social-class disparity thriller won a well-deserved #BestPicture , #BestDirector , #BestOriginalScreenplay & #BestInternationalFeature #AcademyAward pic.twitter.com/mXPZl4c0KL
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) February 11, 2020😡 Eimer's Worst Movie Experiences of 2020:
'#MidnightSky ': I really wanted to like Clooney's attempt at a Best Actor nod, but I just couldn't as it sort of felt like Ridley Scott's 'The Martian', but in reverse ... and not that entertaining pic.twitter.com/B4M3tU7Ubt
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) December 28, 2020
'#TheWolfOfSnowHollow ': A great idea, but just bad execution with tones of Super Troopers but with no real stand-out comedic moments almost like Dir/Actor Cummings didn't really decide upon a definitive genre before starting pic.twitter.com/5I1FU9qZ3i
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) December 20, 2020
'#DownhillMovie ': Call in the ski patrol on this Americanized bunny slope remake of the stellar black-diamond 2014 Swedish film ‘Force Majeure’ which headed downhill at the onset due to the miscast leads (Louis-Dreyfus and Ferrell) who wiped out on a bunch of half-piped jokes pic.twitter.com/TKe6WEB4q5
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) August 13, 2020
‘#KingofStatenIsland ‘: If you like Pete Davidson, you’ll probably enjoy this movie, but if you don’t then you’re in for an unreasonably long Apatow movie filled w/ stagnant acting and un-endearing characters pic.twitter.com/b3yhhpjBXv
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) June 15, 2020
'#RiseofSkywalker ': Due to the kinetic pace, bad plot, humdrum dialogue, and that WTF ending, I want to thank my subconscious ‘Power of the Crappy Movie’ Force for warning me against seeing this last #StarWars installment at the theater pic.twitter.com/6BJuLczd9H
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) March 26, 2020
'#AfterMidnight ': I think some dude borrowed filming equipment & a rubber👹suit from his friend's production company, asked a bunch of his 'actor' buddies to join in, and then hastily made this problematic, meh comedy/horror flick in less than two days pic.twitter.com/y6ZWWPomSn
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) February 18, 2020
'#MidnightSky ': I really wanted to like Clooney's attempt at a Best Actor nod, but I just couldn't as it sort of felt like Ridley Scott's 'The Martian', but in reverse ... and not that entertaining pic.twitter.com/B4M3tU7Ubt
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) December 28, 2020'#TheWolfOfSnowHollow ': A great idea, but just bad execution with tones of Super Troopers but with no real stand-out comedic moments almost like Dir/Actor Cummings didn't really decide upon a definitive genre before starting pic.twitter.com/5I1FU9qZ3i
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) December 20, 2020'#DownhillMovie ': Call in the ski patrol on this Americanized bunny slope remake of the stellar black-diamond 2014 Swedish film ‘Force Majeure’ which headed downhill at the onset due to the miscast leads (Louis-Dreyfus and Ferrell) who wiped out on a bunch of half-piped jokes pic.twitter.com/TKe6WEB4q5
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) August 13, 2020‘#KingofStatenIsland ‘: If you like Pete Davidson, you’ll probably enjoy this movie, but if you don’t then you’re in for an unreasonably long Apatow movie filled w/ stagnant acting and un-endearing characters pic.twitter.com/b3yhhpjBXv
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) June 15, 2020'#RiseofSkywalker ': Due to the kinetic pace, bad plot, humdrum dialogue, and that WTF ending, I want to thank my subconscious ‘Power of the Crappy Movie’ Force for warning me against seeing this last #StarWars installment at the theater pic.twitter.com/6BJuLczd9H
— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) March 26, 2020'#AfterMidnight ': I think some dude borrowed filming equipment & a rubber👹suit from his friend's production company, asked a bunch of his 'actor' buddies to join in, and then hastily made this problematic, meh comedy/horror flick in less than two days pic.twitter.com/y6ZWWPomSn
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