Plus, with a 10-year old boy and almost 12-year old female tween in our household, we were able to watch a lot of movies from my past that needed to be seen by my kids including Time Bandits, Rain Man, Schindlers List, Ferris Bueller, and of course, Problem Child 1 and the much-better sequel, and more and more and more.
So, for me, this year was steeped in nostalgia rather than the crap that sifts to the top of the sewer tank. In other words, Rottentomatoes, New Yorker and word of mouth helped me immensely in choosing my movies wisely.
In any event, is this list, like, the worst movies ever made? Probably not. They're just a handful of those so-so movies that I had high hopes for, and they ultimately disappointed or fell below par in the end.
C'est La Vie. Enjoy...
‘@HowToBeSingle ’: I was all 😒 and 😴 before it started, but the 😜 acting and 😐 storyline made me (sort of) 🙂 by the end credits. pic.twitter.com/cP22U87bpj— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) May 4, 2017
‘#Geostorm ’: A low-pressure of frigid acting merged w/ a soupy script & wispy thrills to create a shitstorm of atmospheric indigestion pic.twitter.com/5IL1DLuskF— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) October 30, 2017
'@SwissArmyMan ': It's definitely odd & well-acted, but my mind kept reverting back to #CASTAWAY with a dead body replacing the soccer ball. pic.twitter.com/l0JYfiSrTB— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) February 10, 2017
‘@Guardians Vol. 2’: There were funny parts, but this Marvel sequel needed a little less conversation & a little more action to satisfy me pic.twitter.com/oxoMjZr2EK— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) May 8, 2017
‘#DoctorStrange ’: Mind-bending visuals will trip out your stoner buds, but the familiar #Marvel origin story plot will induce snoring. pic.twitter.com/s8Kb2vtuoW— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) June 27, 2017
‘#BabyDriverMovie ’: Always impressed by Wright’s kinetic visuals & killer soundtracks but felt the crew should have heisted a better script pic.twitter.com/jsF0bDgiGH— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) July 22, 2017
‘#AtomicBlonde’: Theron brings the brawn, yet minus the ballyhooed stairway scene, this impossible mission has already been accepted before pic.twitter.com/MbXtLJkVU7— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) July 30, 2017
'#BeatrizAtDinner ': Sat down for a good old-fashioned #conservative vs #liberal verbal tete-a-tete dinner ... but left the table starving. pic.twitter.com/S4XVWM2JWa— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) September 21, 2017
'#47MetersDown ': A mix between #JAWS & OPEN WATER, there be decent scares & skin, but not enough meat to sink my shark teeth in. @47MDown pic.twitter.com/qiNzQXV6gn— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) October 13, 2017
‘#BelkoExperiment ': BATTLE ROYALE & #SAW go corporate for a rather formulaic, tedious #gorno psychological experiment w/ promised sequels pic.twitter.com/GvjoLxC3YP— 1SentenceMovieReview (@EimerFilmReview) October 26, 2017
What about you? What's the worst movie you saw this year?
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