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Wednesday, January 4, 2023

Eimer's Top Reads of 2021 & 2022




Yeah, in addition to watching movies, I still read too. 

And I’ve been reading a wide-range of shit, mother fucker! And, you know what, writing some crazy shit as well including my first book ‘Be The Dumbest Person In the Room and Other Life Lessons from a Mid-Level Creative Schlub.’ 

But hey … sometimes life gets in the way of the normal, 9-to-5, day-to-day stuff that I have to do. Which reminds me that, last year, I also forgot to highlight my favorite books in 2021. So, to remedy that for my 1-2 readers out there, I thought I’d share my top reads from this year and last year – including a book written by my good buddy and co-worker Josh Womack (see below). 

Also, be sure to check out the bottom of this post for links to recommendations from year's past.👇🏻

Shameless 'Best Read' Plug of '22 Alert! 

Bradley Eimer (that’s me!) takes you on a self-deprecating career journey through his adventures in the creative trade—from working as an animator in college and covering sports in Columbus to writing for various Northeast Ohio ad agencies and leading a creative team within a Fortune 500 in-house agency. Bradley has seen the good, bad, and ugly of the creative industry and learned some important lessons along the way—helpful tips that you can use right now when embarking on your own creative career. Currently 4.6 rating on Amazon with 9 glowing reviews (four of which I don’t know who wrote). 

Other Best Reads of 2022 

Stand-up comedy. Speechwriting. Pro wrestling? Somehow, these oddball life choices led Josh Womack to copywriting. In his debut book, he talks about these experiences and more. If you're a junior or mid-level copywriter out there still trying to find your way, congrats! So is the author of this book. Oh yeah, I also wrote the forward!

Great thought-provoking book about the future of humanity. Reminded me a little bit like Minority Report mixed with human enhancement. It's great Blake Crouch sci-fi mixed with science reality that you've come to love in his other books. The ending is the best part, rather the epilogue, with a wake-up call of sorts from Crouch's protagonist in the book (but perhaps coming from the author himself). 

If you want to get a slice-of-life look into a family that is not like your own at all, then pick up this book. Jeanette takes us on her journey surrounded by her brothers and sisters and her rather peculiar mother and father, who are educated gypsies who bounce around the country with kids in tow getting into one predicament after the other. It's an interesting, quick read that's worthy of a view. Just a glimpse into another person's human condition that you would probably never ever see. Check it out. Going to watch the movie next (even though i've heard it's not that good) 

You know what, I thought this fake 70's music band bio was going to be a little cheesy - but boy was I wrong. Told in the same vein as Motley Crue's 'The Dirt' as well as SNL'S 'Live From New York'. With hints of Cameron Crow's 'Almost Famous'- you follow the myriad of various colorful characters through the rise (and fall) of fictitious band The Six, which reluctantly takes on a singer/writer Daisy Jones to catapult them to the next level. Taking inspiration from Fleetwood Mac (which I've read in numerous online articles), Reid did her research on the inner workings of a song-writing and creating music, which adds to the overall musical tapestry of the novel. Just a fun, quick, fast, thought-provoking read that gives you a fly on the wall perspective of the dysfunctional beauty of a band destined for fame.

Whoa. Lots of stuff I did not know about the creation of the Air Force, about WW2, about Japanese customs and culture, about the battle for the two small islands in the pacifici Iwo Jima and ChiChi Jima, about the nuclear bomb, about (gulp) cannibalism, about war crimes, and about how both sides did some pretty nasty things during this gruesome, bloody battle. A must-read if you're a history buff. 

Almost five stars. Pollock does it again blending fantastic dialogue, great storytelling and awkward human interactions into this psuedo-western-meets-industrial-revolution-early-1900's about three bank-robbing brothers who find themselves in the small town of Meade, Ohio; looking to make a break for the Canadian border. A little Cormac McCarthy, a tiny bit of Jacques Audiard's The Sisters Brothers, and dash of Peter Farrelly humor - make this an original book that you won't want to put down; despite how disgusting and degrading it gets. 

Best Reads of 2021 

If you're a budding fiction writer, you gotta check this book out by Palahniuk who gives tips, advice and shares some fiction writing tips (and entertaining bio stories) to get you started on that bestseller you're sure to write. This book is up there with Stephen King's 'On Writing' and Bradbury's 'Zen in the art of writing'. This book is so good, I'll probably read this a couple times. 

Beautifully written, thought-provoking book that takes place in the distant future when AI's are part of our everyday fabric. Reminded me of the beginning of Steven Spielberg's "AI" a bit. But this is just a smaller story about an AI robot, a family, and the bonds they create along their odd AI journey. Another well-written book by Ishiguro. Well done! Highly recommended. 

Great book. Highly recommended. If you pull just 1-2 thoughts or lessons from this book about the power of breathing through your nose, you'll start your way to a healthier life. Once in a while, you come across a book that knocks you on your butt, and teaches you a little something that you never knew that could, literally, transform your life and your health. This is one of those books for me. Get this book, take slow a deep breath (through your nose) for 5.5 seconds, then release 5.5 seconds later, and then continue.

What a fantastic science fiction book. Multiverses. Romance. True love. What if you took a different turn in life. Action. Adventure. Horror. This book has it all. Even the least passionate sci-fi fans will enjoy this book.

What a fun idea for a book. Mixing 'Ready Player One' and the movie 'Scavenger Hunt' with 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' and ethical dilemmas and right and wrong; it's a fun teenage romp and a quick read - perfect for a film. Loved how the author weaved real-life elements merged within AI and Augmented Reality to create this truly fantastical world of love, life, murder, bullying and tragedy. Fun, must-read book if you like role-playing games, mixed with AI and Ready Player One games. 

Other Top Reads From Year's Past:

Thursday, January 2, 2020

Eimer's Top Reads of 2019



Hey all, just checking in to share some inspirational reads that inspired me; and perhaps may inspire you as well. Enjoy:

Baby Teeth by Zoje Stage
A fast-paced thrilling first-time novel by Zoje Stage. Moms with new babies (especially daughters) should probably stay away as - from a film perspective - it's a mix between We Need To Talk About Kevin, The Good Son, The Omen, and The Bad Seed. But, it's a girl instead of a boy! Which is a nice twist. Very well written and just an intense novel about a 9-year old girl gone wild; hellbent on killing her mother. Fun, right? For me, it was.

Outliers: The Story of Success by Malcolm Gladwell
I can't say enough about this book. I'm just mesmerized at Malcolm Gladwell's research and insight and communicating some of these heady things in an efficiently easy way that everyone can understand. The biggest thing I pulled out of this novel is that everyone's success is a conglomeration of tiny moments weaved throughout your life that lead you to where you're going to go, and who you're going to be. In some instances, it's when you were born. In others, it's where you were born. What month you were born. Sometimes it's the opportunities you've been given. And, other times, it pure luck. One thing I've learned from this book is that it does take a lot of hard work, 10,000 hours of hard work to be exact. One of the key nuggets I pulled from this book is that it takes approximately 10,000 hours of practice to truly master anything. Soccer. Poker. Coding. Illustrating. Designing. Writing. That's about 3 hours a day of practices, every day, for 10 years! The Beatles, Bill Gates and others got an early start on this practice which eventually led them to their overall success. That's just the tip of the iceberg. Pick up this book. It will definitely open up your eyes.

Lovecraft Country by Matt Ruff
Can totally see why Academy Award winner Jordan Peele (Get Out, Us) snagged up the rights to this horror novel to transform it into a TV Series. With a tip of the hat to horror maestro HP Lovecraft, Ruff's book mixes strong African-American characters meshed with elements of horror, supernatural and science fiction - and it's set in 1950's Jim Crow America. Also, perfect for television, the book is parcelled out in key vignettes that stand uniquely on their own, while adding to the overall storyline. Matt Ruff does a fantastic job with plot, creative narrative twists and dialogue. His dialogue is superb. Just like the Coen Brothers did with Cormac McCarthy, I can see them plucking entire pages of dialogue from this book to use in the series. I don't want to give too much away, but from my perspective, this is a very unique, very creepy, very fun, book that's entertaining yet casts a lens on racism and prejudice in this very odd time of our American history. Those moments of bigotry, which are splashed throughout the book, are among the most unsettling elements of horror that you'll read.

Cuckoo's Calling by Robert Galbraith (aka JK Rowling)
If you like JK Rowling and you like detective yarns, then you'll enjoy this book. A friend at work told me that JK wrote these novels under the pseudonym Galbraith, which follows the gruff, frumpy, slightly misunderstood, but highly perceptive, gumshoe Strike (who reminds me of a mix between Columbo and Hagrid). I enjoyed this novel. I enjoyed dipping my toe back in the Rowling waters as the book is well written, well paced, with a strong plot that keeps you turning the pages until you find out 'who done it' or is it 'who did it'?

One Summer: America 1927 by Bill Bryson
If you're a history buff or just a fan of American history in general, before you go to the beach snag up this summer read. All summers go by in a flash. But, others, seem to be more important, more memorable. More historic. Summer of '69 comes to top of mind for many. But, the summer of 1927. Damn, that was a biggie. And Bill Bryson's there to give you a front-row seat of the sights, sounds, and spectacles of what took place in that 5-6 month span. From Charles Lindbergh, Henry Ford and Babe Ruth to prohibition, Sacco & Vanzetti, and Cleveland's own Von Sweringen brothers and more--Bryson captures it all. His writing paints a worthy narrative picture that seemingly brings the entire summer back to the future to enjoy and marvel. Highly recommended.

Tuesdays with Morrie by Mitch Albom
Fantastic book. Morrie is a very inspirational fellow - even when he faces his mortaility. Some of the lessons he shares with Mitch Albom on his death bed are almost prophet-like. But I think the beauty about the book is how positive and upbeat he is as his body is deteriorating. I'm not so sure I would be so zen if I were put into his situation. Which, I guess, is why this book was made. This is a good book to have to revisit every so often to serve as a reminder that we're all on this roller coaster for only a finite amount of time. So let's try to make the best of it by reading a great book, right?

The River by Peter Heller
Incredible fiction by 'Dog Stars' writer Peter Heller. Coming off my canoeing/hiking trip at Isle Royale in August, I fell right into this book like a beaver to water. Heller captures the sights, the sounds, the feelings and the overall mystique of camping, fishing and canoeing in the great outdoors for more than a night. But it's a lot more. It's a mystery and a thriller weaved into an adventurous fishing trip; all the while with a forest fire closing in on the two protagonists. Great writing. Tight dialogue. Just a great story overall.

Heartland by Sarah Smarsh
Great read by Smarsh which harks back to Hillbilly Elegy but from a female's perspective. This biography doesn't take place in Kentucky, but Kansas. America's heartland. Where prideful farmers and blue-collar workers are struggling to make ends meet. Smarsh takes us through her tough childhood journey which consists of poverty, domestic violence, and unplanned pregnancies all around-as she tries to escape her confines for education and middle class dreams. Growing up in the small town of Martins Ferry, Ohio, and being one the first Eimers in my family to ever attend college, I can relate to Smarsh's plight. This is a good, fast read and forces you to think really hard about what folks are fighting for. Sometimes it's not just money. Sometimes it's just to break the chains that have held their family back for so long.

Doctor Sleep by Stephen King
Great follow-up to The Shining which doesn't have that much to to do with the original work minus Danny, the lady in room 217, and a final sequence at the Overlook. Happy to see King was interested in how Danny turned out in middle age. That said, the author weaves a very interesting story about a group of individuals called the True Knot who hunt down folks with the shining for their very own personal game - including their hunt for a girl in New Hampshire who has a lot of it. If you liked the first, and/or Kubrick's film (which King didn't like), this is worth a read. You won't be disappointed.

Guts by Raina Telgemeier
Raina Telgemeier's latest growing-up-teenage graphic novel doesn't disappoint. Smartly written, nicely illustrated, it seems to capture the heart of what it was like growing up in her mind, body and spirit. A nice bonus is that my 13-year old daughter thoroughly enjoys these as well. But they're for everyone who has a love of childhood memories, good story telling, and a fondness for great illustrations.

Other Top Reads From Year's Past:

Thursday, December 27, 2018

Eimer's Best Reads of 2018


When it came to book-reading in 2018, it was an okay year for me. Not good. Not bad. Just okay. For some odd reason, I would fall asleep after reading 1-2 pages of a book and then lose my spot. And then have to go back and read it again, and again, and again. Sigh. Besides listening to audiobooks, I didn't really get into a book-reading rhythm this year, which is a bummer because, well, it sucks.

In hindsight, I think it was the overall quality of the books as well. I look back on other years, like 2016 and 2014 and, even, 2009 in awe. I truly came across some great books in those years that stretched throughout the 365 days. Well, I guess, just like Billy Bob Thornton's Santa said to the chubby kid in Bad Santa, "They all can't be winners."

Nonetheless, even though it wasn't the best crop of books to pop into my cranium, it was an interesting grab-bag year of graphic novels (two by the same author and illustrator), marketing tomes, biographies and post-apocalyptic treachery. Sort of like the 'Potpourri' category on Jeopardy.

Well, I could keep writing, and I will--but it's going to be in the form of the reviews, so enjoy!

The Actor's Life: A Survival Guide by Jenna Fischer
I'm a big fan of the television show 'The Office' ... and Pam (played by Jenna Fischer). And, even
though I'm not an actor, I found this helpful survival guide very entertaining and informative. Fischer shares snippets of her career from high school to being tossed into the L.A. actor carousel including getting noticed, movie roles, firings and the endless disappointments that come with auditioning - and to her eventual acting role on The Office. But, this book is also a self-help book for up and coming actors who traveled from god knows where to Hollywood and then - bam! - they don't know what to do, or where to start. Very well written with fantastic tips and advice. For myself, it was nice to see a snapshot of this interesting industry through Fischer's eyes.

The Lost City of the Monkey God: A True Story by Douglas Preston
Great biographic read. It's almost like David Grann's highly recommended adventure biographical
novel 'The Lost City of Z'. But, his one turned out to be a success. Just a blow-by-blow account of the history, the failed expeditions and, finally, to the last-ditch effort to find the fabled city using the latest technology. Wonderfully written book. If you're an adventure seeker, a backpacker, hiker, or someone that loves that 'Raiders of The Lost Ark' mentality of unearthing valuable unfound treasures - then this is the book for you. Not much more to say, but check it out!!

The Operator: Firing the Shots that Killed Osama Bin Laden by Robert O'Neill
If you're a history buff, a war buff, a hater of Osama Bin Laden & Al Qaida, or simply someone
that likes to pick up a biography and live someone else's life for a couple weeks - then this is the
book for you. Following Robert O'Neill through grueling Navy Seal training to multiple missions including Captain Phillips' rescue, followed by the grand finale - a blow-by-blow account of the killing of the most hated man in the United States. Just a well-written book that lets you experience what it's like to be Navy Seal. Makes my one-hour commute to cushy corporate life look like a daycare center. Also, it's going to motivate me to run that extra mile or do that extra pushup when I really don't feel like it. Hats off to these guys protecting our country. And thanks for Robert O'Neill writing this. I know he got a lot of crap for it from his Seal brethren, but it definitely puts an end to all of the conspiracy theories, lies and innuendo that you heard when President Obama told the entire nation of the Bin Laden's death. Now I want to watch Zero Dark Thirty again.

Strange Weather by Joe Hill
Four unique, creepy, disturbing - yet entertaining - stories about four different weather patterns. Joe Hill is Stephen King's son, but he has his own voice steeped in 80's pop-culture references. The first story is - well - strange, but it shows some deep thinking about technology, about photography, and evil, and forgetfulness. The second story is the best of the four (in my opinion) about gun ownership and violence in America. Third story is a fun, fantasy that literally takes place in the clouds. Fourth story is just plain disturbing - like a 'what if' of weather, which sort of echoed the second episode of the new Netflix 'Lost In Space' series. Don't want to give the Strange Weather plot points away, but they're all worth a good read.

Be Prepared by Vera Brosgol
Beautifully written and illustrated graphic novel by Vera Brosgol. A coming-of-age story about a tween female attending camp for the very first time ... warts and all. Perfect for the tween or female graphic novel enthusiast in your family. Heck, perfect for anyone. This is a fun, entertaining graphic novel.

Station Eleven by Emily St. John Mandel
Very interesting post-apocalyptic read about a traveling group of thespians who have come together
after a massive, deadly flu outbreak wipes out 99% of the world. They travel from town to town
along the Great Lakes (mostly Michigan) and put on Shakespeare productions to small cities. But it's
more than that. There's a whole sci-fi story called Station Eleven that comes into play as well as the
death of a famous actor prior to the outbreak while performing King Lear. Sounds odd, right? Well, it
is. But it all works. And each plot piece that's introduced has some sort of cosmic meaning that
comes to a crescendo at the end of the book. 

The Dog Stars by Peter Heller
I'm on a post-apocalyptic novel kick nowadays. It's not by choice, it's just the order that I have the

books in my Goodreads 'To-Read' slot. This novel features the post-apocalyptic odd-couple of two
men fighting off hordes of f'd up humans after a killer flu wipes out most of the United States. A mix
of 'The Road' and a previous novel that I had just read called 'Station Eleven', it's an interesting story
told matter of factly in first person narrative of a pacifist pilot that's forced to kill. A former army
marine that's trained to kill, and sort of likes it--all in the name of protecting the airport that they call
home. The two form a crazy, odd bond that works well in printed form. And probably could stretch
into a movie version with the right actors. It's sad. It's melancholy. It questions our humanity. I
praises relationships and kinships that form. And it adds a bit of warmth in this depressing,
despicable, lonely planet that the flu virus has left behind.

The Shining by Stephen King

Great haunted house/hotel thriller from Stephen King. I've read the articles. King hates Kubrick's
film adaptation. But I don't care, I loved the film. It's one of my all-time favorites. But, I enjoyed the book on its own. Some of the key differences that I've found awesome about the book were the wife was actually a character with feelings and heart, the creepy hedge animals, the fact that the Overlook wanted Danny more than Jack, Dick Halloran's backstory and overall importance to the plot, the ongoing references to wasps (the insects), and a nice sinister backstory to the hotel itself - which is explained in gory and sadomasochistic detail. Again, I loved Kubrick's movie more than this book (sorry Mr. King!), but that shouldn't stop you from picking this one up and checking it out. It's
very good, and creepy.

The Power of Moments by Chip Heath & Dan Heath
A fantastic book sure to help any advertising or creative team out with marketing conundrums that 
may arise during their day-to-day brainstorms and strategy sessions. Figuring out those key 'moments' where you can surprise and delight your customers is key to any great marketing strategy. Not even for marketing. Human Resources. Print Facilities. IT. Small businesses. Agencies. Whatever business you have, you can pull something valuable out of this book to help support consumers, customers, and employees. Some of the key things I learned is that (a) it's okay to make mistakes as long as you learn from them (b) a good starting point to great strategy is to always look out for those key problem points or celebration points in your customer's or employee's journey and try to figure out ways to make them better and (c) customer experience should be mostly forgettable and occasionally remarkable - among other things. This book gave me a great idea to help out our creative group's onboarding strategy, which celebrates the new employees rather than tosses them into an empty cubicle watching endless corporate videos. I'll probably pick up this book again for more inspiration and ideas down the line.

Anya's Ghost by
 Vera Brosgol
Another well-written, fantastically illustrated female-centric graphic novel by Brosgol. Although I enjoyed 'Be Prepared' a tiny bit more for more personal reasons than anything else - I like that Brosgol took this story down a more fantasy, thriller route than just your normal coming-of-age, angst-ridden teen dramedy. Check it out for the visuals. Stay for the fun, creepyish plot.

Other Top Reads From Year's Past:

Tuesday, December 26, 2017

Eimer's Best Reads of 2017

     

To all of those unaware, I love Goodreads, a website/app that allows you to keep track of the books you previously read, books you want to read, and currently reading. It's a great book community site that, frankly, is a lot better than Facebook. It's been a real help for me when I enter a bookstore, or a library, or Amazon.com and my mind freezes and I can't remember what book I want to read next.

Well, I bring this up because, every year, I enter a reading challenge. It's sort of a motivator to kickstart my book-reading for the year. This year, I didn't do too shabby ...


That said, I came across a number of great books. Some good. Some bad. Most of which weren't printed in 2017. But, who cares, I'm playing catch-up with other decades (as you'll see below). Enjoy the list.

And, if you have time, send me the favorite book you've read in 2017. Of course, I'll toss it on my Goodreads 'to-read' queue. Links to Amazon.com if you're interested in purchasing.

Hillbilly Elegy by J.D. Vance
Although J.D. Vance is from Kentucky and grew up in Middleton, Ohio. And although he had more difficult parental issues than I could ever imagine, his account of life as a 'hillbilly' and the economic struggles his family entailed hits close to home. Great autobiographical, warts-and-all account of Vance's youthful upbringing. On a personal note, I grew up in Martins Ferry, Ohio (near Wheeling, West Virginia). I had a great life. I have great childhood memories. I was also very fortunate to have both a mother and father and loving relatives that helped raise me. But, I also grew up with a lot of poverty. You could honestly toss Vance's story into my hometown and not miss a beat. The cast of real-life family characters in his book echoes a lot of families in my small town (including my own). Look, I echo Spurs coach Gregg Popovich's sentiment that if you're born white, you automatically have a monstrous advantage — educationally, economically, culturally, in this society. But, for whatever reason, it doesn't feel like it if you grew up in this part of the country. Regardless if you're black or white, right or left, you have to feel for a lot of the other people that are trying to make ends meet in the hollers of Appalachian America. Again, good read. Highly recommended.

Great modern-day fantasy novel. The begining starts off a bit slow, but give it time - you'll be happy you did. I admire Hawkins creative mind and this is definitely a unique idea - one that hasn't been rehashed that's for sure. Don't want to give too much away, but there's a mixture of gods, lions, packs of wild dogs, people getting burned alive and resurrection. Just an oddly fantastical book that I would recommend to my fantasy-loving friends.

From a writing and structure perspective, this book is uniquely written - shooting from past to present with narrative and character changes in truly a unique fashion. And, surprisingly, it all works. I'm trying to jar my brain for a book that's been written in this exact way, but I'm at a loss. Perhaps Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse Five minus the time traveling? No. Through each chapter, we learn more and more about the passengers of a plane that crashed into the Atlantic traveling from Long Island back to New York. We also learn more about our main protagonist Scott Burroughs - with the police, FBI and national media on his tail. Is he a hero? Is he behind the crash? Is he in it for the money? It's interesting how Hawley (of Fargo TV series fame) weaves this rather mundane story into a page-turner of a novel. Check 'er out!

As someone that's (a) growing older, (b) currently going through career existentialism and (c) in the advertising field, this books hits home on a lot of different ways to me. Gill, is a much more successful advertising figure than myself and - after more than 15+ years at JWT finds himself out on his ass, due to seemingly two things (a) his big salary and (b) his age. Such is the life of a marketer. I've been told that 50-years old is the cut-off, termination point for many top creatives in the field. I guess old people can't be creative or something. They can't speak to the current purchasing generation, which I find is both insulting and bullshit. If this is the case, then I'm about 6 years away from searching for a new identity. Gill was as well. And, with his back against the wall, he decided to take a job at Starbucks - mainly for the insurance. But, in this transformation, from the man who had it all , to the man shilling drinks at a local coffee shop - Gill finds true happiness. This is a great read. Again, it hits home for me. But I think it could speak to people of all ages who are looking for something new, something different, something drastic change in their career.

For the past 20 years, I was dragging my feet on this book. "How could a book about a hermaphrodite be any good?" I would naively ruminate as I circled this book over and over again. Well, two thumbs up from three of my co-workers motivated me to give it a shot and color me impressed. This book is more than a person with male and female organs. It's a history lesson about Greece, it paints a picture of growing up in hustling-bustling pre-poverty stricken Detroit. It's filled with humor and action and fantastic dialogue. It's a wonderful, pleasant surprise! Should have read it about 20 years ago!

Great read. Merging two stories 50 years apart - one illustrated, one written - into one beautiful story. Not going to give away the ending, but, now, I would love to head to the two museums highlighted in the book and check out the creations that they discuss. Again, highly recommended. Almost could be compared to The Invention of Hugo Cabret in the sense that this book is a mystery that unfolds like the peels of an onion as each chapter continues.

Fantastic illustrations. Believable teenage dialogue. And a strong storyline. Highly recommended for everyone. Kids and adults.

I'm not a big business type of guy. Financially, I understand how the world works, but that's just about it. Sometimes I need a visual representation to get me through some of the heavy topics of life. In this case, capitalism. Kasser's book is good. But with added illustrative representation by Larry Gonic, it's a fantastic read. It reminds me of Scott McCloud's Understanding Comics but with Capitalism. Kasser and Gonic take you through a history of capitalism in our country and around the world followed by it's steady rise into hypercapitalism. But it doesn't stop there, they also highlight ways to reverse the trends of corporate greed, low pay, and gluttonous buying. All in all, a great read - even for those people who have a hard time grasping these heady concepts ... like yours truly. 

Great book. Originally I thought this was going to be a yawner. A big slog through the JFK assassination. But, man, it turned out to be a suspenseful thriller, a history lesson on Lee Harvey Oswald and the fateful day, a romantic novel, plus a little science-fiction dabbled in - all in one. It's long. You've been warned. But, nevertheless, it was a thoroughly enjoyable read. One piece of feedback. The narrator kept saying the word 'obdurate' and 'harmonize' over and over again. I get that he was trying to set this up for something to come in the novel, but that's very minor. Stephen King never fails to surprise me though. Just a big fan of his writing, even when I think I'm going to hate it.

Quick, fast read. There are better time travel books out there, but you have got to tip your hat to the imagination of H.G. Wells. He laid the groundwork and the inspiration for all of the other time travel books and movies that you see today. If you've seen the 1960 film, then - pretty much - this book will be very familiar (with the exception to the size and features of the two creatures). All in all, it's a pretty bleak look into the future. But, again, hats off to Wells and his fantastic vocabulary and writing style.

Other Top Reads From Year's Past:

Thursday, December 15, 2016

Eimer's Best Reads of 2016



According to the awesome book-cataloging site Goodreads, last year I plowed through 21 books, read more than 6,776 pages, and gave an 3.4 (out of 5) average rating on said books.

Not to brag ... but I've read harder.


This year, I started reading more books off my Kindle, which might not be a good thing. I still prefer a book book, but I hate reading a book book at night. I like to lug a book book around, but I don't like the bright light of a Kindle book. I like the convenience of book-marking a book book to see how you've progressed (almost like running a marathon), but I don't like a "percentage" of how fast you're reading as a sign of progression through a book... it makes it feel more like a contest than enjoyment.

We'll see how long this Kindle experiment will last. I'm still not sold.

In any event, I checked out a wide-array of books from a wide-array of genres including horror, graphic novels, biographies, mysteries, fantasy, etc. etc. etc. Below are my favs from 2016. Not my best list (see 2012) but I felt there were some solid choices in the bunch nonetheless.


Enjoy ... with links to Amazon for easy-buying.


Old Man's War by John Scalzi
Great read! Almost like a mix between Avatar, Cocoon, and Heinlein's Starship Troopers. Fun, fast entertaining read. Highly recommended if you're a fan of science-fiction.

Trashed by Derf Backderf
Every Christmas, I always tip our sanitation works. After reading this book, I may tip them even more. Jus a terrific graphic novel following a character's (Derf) two years working for the sanitation department. Also, with tons of interesting tidbits about trash and refuse. I find myself thinking about this book quite often, especially the statistics about trash. Very interesting read and highly recommended. If you like this book, also check out Derf's other graphic novel 'My Friend Dahmer'.

But Enough About Me: A Memoir by Burt Reynolds
I grew up watching Burt Reynolds films in the 70's and 80's. Sharky's Machine. Cannonball Run 1 & 2. Hooper. The End. Deliverance. So, there's a special place in my heart for Burt. In this book, Burt takes a look at his entire life from his childhood all the way to Boogie Nights and beyond peppered with great stories - warts and all - about the movie industry, his financial ups and downs, the various ladies in his life and the friends he met along the way. Highly recommended if you're a Reynolds fan.

Will Not Attend: Lively Stories of Detachment and Isolation by Adam Resnick
First off, Cabin Boy is a movie that's near and dear to my heart. I saw it twice (TWICE!) in the movie theater. Many people hated it. I loved it. So, I was really excited to hear that the man who wrote the screenplay for Cabin Boy (among other things) had written a book. A memoir nonetheless. I heard about the book on Mark Maron's WTF podcast and thought 'What the hell? I'll pick it up.' What I found inside where some of the funniest autobiographical stories I've read in quite some time. Just some strong, witty, deeply sarcastic writing that pulled memories of Harvey Pekar's 'American Splendor' as well as Paul Feig's autobiographical work 'Superstud' and 'Kick Me, Adventures in Adolescence' - all recommended by the way. Just a fun, quick read that will - at the very least - have you chuckling to yourself. 

When I found out that Writer/Director Alex Garland (of Ex-Machina fame) was adapting this into a movie with Natalie Portman playing the lead, suffice to say I was intrigued. And I didn't put the book down. After a bit of contemplation, it reminds me a bit of the 90's video games MYST and RIVEN - dystopian, green lands void of humans but filled with mystery around every corner - but it's much more than that. It's a science-fiction mystery, it's a study in psychology and biology, it's horrific, and it's a soap box message about humans interaction with it's surrounding environment. It's pretty damn interesting is what it is and I can totally see why Garland optioned this as his next film. Check 'er out. For your information I read the other two books in the series and I thought they sucked. So, you've been warned.

Most final trilogy installments suck. I'm looking at you Hunger Games, Southern Reach & Chaos Walking trilogies. I've fawned over Cronin's two previous 'vampire' novels (The Passage and The Twelve) and often contemplated this final installment. How's he going to bring everything together? How will he tie up all the loose ends? Will the story make sense? Well, Cronin succeeds mightily. This is a long trilogy with combined pages totaling more than 2,400. There was a head scratching moment in the middle of the novel discussing the life of a certain person who shall not be named at this moment. But, it works to the overall storyline so well and would be a tragic deletion to the overall scope of the book. Just like Harry Potter, Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, and the Lord of the Rings - this journey is well worth it. What more can I say? Well written. Well executed. Fantastic dialogue. And the ability to weave words into beautiful sentences that paints the perfect, tragic, violent picture. Highly Recommended.

I'm a sucker for time-travel books. This time-travel book delivers ... and even offers up a different twist in the genra. After you live your life, you get to live it again from birth all the way to death. Over and over and over again. But, it's much more than a time-travel book, it's a bit of a mystery and a thriller. Our protagonist and antagonist going tete-a-tete with one another over the same centuries. Year after freakin' year. Hats off to Claire North. Seems to me like she did her homework on this. Packed with great dialogue and well-written prose, this is one of the better fiction books I've come across this year. Keeps you thinking days and months after reading it.


Funny book. Follows Spade's life as he grows up, enters college, strikes out with the babes, gets accepted into the SNL cast and beyond. Great behind the scenes stories. And just funny, funny stuff - especially if you like Spade. Highly recommended to listen via Audio because Spade reads the book himself. Enjoy!

Very great, thought-provoking read. Almost a horror novel in a sense. It's almost like the precursor to Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451 and Orwell's 1984 - more so the latter. A Google-esque company strives for total transparency with no secrets, no lies, and no whispers. Is it good? Is it bad? I'm sure plenty of people will lean on one side or another. For me, it's a lesson: once in a while, maybe more often than not, we all should put down that evil rectangular handheld computer device in our hands. Take a moment to step away from the vehicle, look around at our surroundings - and simply go out and stare at the clouds ... without saving it to the cloud.

Great inspirational read. Motivates you to toss your fears aside, and start getting busy on your writing, your art, your gardening, your DIY project, your jewelry - whatever you do that's creative. One of my speed bumps in life is whether or not I'm going to eventually make some money off of my creative work. Gilbert's book puts all of that crap into perspective with a big 'Who cares!!". I always feel the most satisfied after I send off a cartoon, a piece of writing or finishing a chapter in my forever unpublished book. We should be chasing those creative feelings and not the monetary ones. This book talks about that and much, much more with plenty of mistakes and uh-oh moments that Gilbert made along her journey - which is always nice, and motivating, to read about as well.


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