Thursday, August 21, 2008

A sad realization.

I woke up today thinking it was Wednesday.

No shit. I actually drove into work thinking “Man, this sucks, it’s only Wednesday.”

When I got into work, I opened up my laptop and checked the time.

Then I checked the date to see if it was my son’s 11-month birthday - August 22.

Imagine my surprise when I saw that it was Thursday.

I smiled.

Then I realized that I’m one day closer to death.

I cried.


cbrown said...

hey sport, summer's almost over and it'll be getting welldigger's ass cold in a few months. along with the 4:30pm sunsets and mornings that you just can't get out of bed because your room is an icebox. and then there's the holidays....

just trying to cheer you up.

Your Finest Eimer said...


Thanks. Now I feel like the American Indian in the 80's TV commercials, who just witnessed trash being thrown to the side of the road by a bunch of white teenage punks.


the Albino Bowler said...

Hey. I appreciate what you are doing here. I just stumbled into your blog and saw that you and I have a common interest in Sasquatch. You should probably check out the story I just wrote about my Yeti-hunting expedition, which started deep in the woods of Arkansas, and is now headed to Australia.