I woke up today thinking it was Wednesday.
No shit. I actually drove into work thinking “Man, this sucks, it’s only Wednesday.”
When I got into work, I opened up my laptop and checked the time.
Then I checked the date to see if it was my son’s 11-month birthday - August 22.
Imagine my surprise when I saw that it was Thursday.
Then I realized that I’m one day closer to death.