"No, no, no," she corrects me. "The show is in Seaside Heights. We are in Seaside Park."
The boardwalk is great. The rides are fun. The beer is cheap. The seafood is awesome. And the people watching is amazing.
My wife and a number of our friends decided to taste the nighlife, so we headed down to this dirty biker bar on the boardwalk. Can't remember the name. But, I do remember that this nasty-looking girl was so drunk she hopped up on the bar, ripped off her shirt to permaflash her tits and started dirty dancing.
Rather than pull the lady off the bar, the bartenders decided to get in on the action. They pulled out their little water side sprayers and started to hose her down with, what I assume, was water. She wiggled and jiggled until the bartenders got bored and pulled her down.
Then, she walked over to our group and, with her bare bullet tits a' bouncing, started to hit on one of my buddies, whose wife was standing right next to him! A fight between my buddy's wife and the titty woman almost ensued before she was kindly 'escorted' out of the bar by the bouncer.
Games. Food. Family. Fishing. Beer.