D'Oh It's a Bigfoot hoax.

Just found out from the true authority on Bigfoot lore, that this was a big ol' hoax....Link is below.

http://www.bfro.net/hoax.asp

Grassman Documentary on History Channel

As I stated in my previous Bigfoot expedition post, there is a Bigfoot-like creature who has allegedly been roaming the woods of the Cuyahoga Valley National Park terrifying (and in some instances attacking) innocent townsfolk.

The creature is known as the GRASSMAN.

As irony would have it, the History Channel is airing a 60-minute documentary on the subject tomorrow night (Wednesday, June 18) at 9 p.m. during its MonsterQuest series.

Personally, I've never watched any of the MonsterQuest series on the History Channel. To be honest, I never knew the show existed until my buddy Craig told me about it, and tomorrow night's episode, during the Iron Maiden concert last Thursday. Thanks Craig!

Consider me a new fan.

Click here to entertain yourself and read over some GRASSMAN reader board entries in the MonsterQuest Forum.

A highlight in the forum suggests that fellow Ohioan and Bigfoot enthusiast Don Keating captured video of an alleged White Bigfoot near New Moscow, Ohio, in Coshocton County.

Like myself, I'm sure his fluffy, mustached face is going to be planted in front of his shaggy big-screen TV tomorrow night.

Click here to view Keating's Eastern Ohio Bigfoot Investigation Center Web site.

Watch Your Step, Here's More Bigfoot Shit

Here's some more Bigfoot observations, news and links:

• If you've read this blog before, you'll know my undying wanderlust for any non-blurry evidence of Bigfoot. Well, the movie that started it all, was in a small theater in Moundsville, West Virginia, that my parents took my brother and I to see when we were little. It was called Sasquatch, The Legend of Bigfoot - a psuedo-documentary about a group of scientists and hunters searching for the existence of Bigfoot. In any event, I've been trying to find a good deal on an original movie poster and finally I found one from a guy on Ebay for the low, low price of $20. Not too shabby. Now I've got to find someone to professionally frame it for $80. Oh, and also convince my wife-to-be to hang it in our house somewhere.
  
  
• I found an article today on Slashfilm.com concerning a new Bigfoot film titled Not Your Typical Bigfoot Movie. It's about two guys from Portsmouth, Ohio, who want to make something out of their lives. And that something, my friends, is finding substantiated proof that Bigfoot exists. Sound familiar? I hope not.
  
  
• Speaking of hunting Bigfoot, when (if) the weather breaks, my buddy and I are going to visit one location in Cuyahoga Valley National Park, where a Class A Bigfoot sighting in 1995 was reported to BFRO.net a few years back. I'll have a full story with photographs sometime in the near future. That is, if we survive. Heck, we might even make a movie called Not Your Typical Bigfoot Movie 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Well, that's about it today. How about you? Got any Bigfoot news to share?

Bigfoot Spotted in Pennsylvania?

As you may or may not know, I wrote a couple posts about Bfro.net and the top six pieces of proof that Bigfoot lives.

Now, I'm not too sure if a couple well-crafted Bigfoot posts automatically turns me into a bonafide professor on the subject. But, believe it or not, I have been hammered with e-mails asking for my opinion about the recent alleged Bigfoot photographs taken in Elk County, Pennsylvania. (Well, three e-mails actually).

The story is gaining some steam and making the rounds on various, legitimate news websites. As a matter of fact, Yahoo.com ran a front-page story late afternoon on the whole incident.

In order to get you up-to-date on all of the hullaballo, read the Bigfoot Field Researcher Organization's account of the story RIGHT HERE.

My impression is that it's NOT a Bigfoot, but a scrawny, skinny, elderly bear looking for some food. Granted the pictures do look 'primatish' (is that a word?). But, if you compare the bear cubs in Image One to the creatures in the other two pics (including the one above), my opinion is that the creature is way too small to even be considered a bonafide Bigfoot.

"But Eimer, could it be a baby Bigfoot?"

Yeah. Sure. I'm with you. I can see you grasping for straws on that one. But, it's NOT a baby Bigfoot. It's a skinny fucking bear.

So, there you have it. My opinion wrapped up neat and tight. And tied with a bow.

Now, after seeing the evidence, I'm curious. What do you think?