Links O' The Day

• In an interview with CNN's Charlie Rose billionaire turned millionaire Ted Turner said America will turn into cannibals if we don't pay attention to Global Warming. He must have been reading Cormac McCarthy's The Road.



• Being a fan of Netflix, I was shocked. SHOCKED. To find out that they favor new customers over older, dedicated customers when it comes to shipping the latest, greatest DVDs. Click here for an exhaustive analysis from Michael S. Muegel. Frankly, I could give two shits. I've got over 300 movies in my queue, so if I have to wait a week to see Lost Boys 2 or Saw 15, I'm not really going to cry in my pudding.



• According to Britain's #1 newspaper, scientists dismissed the theory that eight glasses of water a day is beneficial to your health. Great, now I can go back to drinking eight glasses of beer.



• Want to know what white people like? Click here to find out. I'm not sure who's writing this, but they're spot on. The site is even getting some negative press from the Houston Chronicle, which is great.



• If you're a fan of the hit TV show LOST and are dying to know what's happening on that fucking island, I came across this site yesterday called Lost: A Theory On Time Travel by Jason Hunter. It takes a while to read, but it makes complete sense to me.



• And finally, my birthday is on July 6. If anyone is looking to buy me a gift, here ya go. I take a Large. Although, in the near future, I may be moving to an extra-large.